DRAGON RABBIT
Hey there! Today's post is going to - Whoops. I was messing around with the text setting and it came out with this. . . Anyhow, wait. . . There are too many fonts to choose from! Okay, I'm back. So, today's Easter. The holiday of the rabbit! If you know why there is an Easter bunny, please tell me 'cause I don't know why there is such a thing. I mean, a rabbit that hides eggs in a random person's house? How did - Oh no. I mean, a rabbit that hides eggs in people's houses! HOW NICE! Okay. . . What are you doing for Easter? I for one am going to steal people's candy and hoard it like Smog in the Hobbit! Roarrrrr! I am an almighty draaaaaaaagoooooon! Too much? Well, what about . . . I am a DRAGON RABBIT! I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL! Okay. . . maybe a little scary. On a different note, what is your favorite candy? I have to say. . . SOUR PATCH KIDS! Sour is the BEST! Alright, signing off, Swiss 🧀 🐰
